i gave you my heart
but the very next day
you said you were gay
I’m pretty sure I’m growing up to become Crazy Steve.
We are all Crazy Steve.
I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
then my friend said “living in a lonely world”
AND THEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRAIN CAR STARTED SINGING JOURNEY
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
i have found my purpose in life and it is spreading this message
I love how some men mock women for being weak, but have you ever seen a man with a minor headache or a cold? It’s like they can’t function for the next 24 hours!
I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful
fella to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
THIS IS THE TRUEST FUNNIEST SET OF TWEETS IVE SEEN IN A WHILE
this is funny.
BUT THE LADY IS LIKE
“… .y… -okay.”
even the puppet backed the fuck up
crying because of the puppet tho
Always reblog Steve Freaking Irwin.